“ Spudmonkeys is a high energy band that totally rocks the house”
-Allen LeMasters, The Silver Crest Palace

“Spudmonkeys is the greatest and best band in all the universe”
-GOD, Heaven

“Spudmonkeys is bad to the bone”
-Satin, Hell

“Spudmonkeys is a band that plays music”
-Captain Obvious, Somewhere

“Spudmonkeys gives me a reason to live”
-Our biggest fans, every town USA